Guinness

Now come on, I'm cute! Don't ya think? This is my baby picture. Heather (my breeder) took it when I was about 5 weeks old. Mom and Dad (and Stuey) had already picked me out of 11 puppies!! Now that was a lot of puppies to compete with! And I was the first to be picked!! Mom thinks maybe that's part of why I'm so competetive with Stuey and why I eat my food so fast. I just know I like to eat, eat, eat and play, play, play!! And I loooooovvvvvveeee attention!!! If Mom and Dad don't pay attention to me right when they get home I howl at them so they don't forget me!!! They think it's sooooooooo funny! Dad always picks up Stuey first, partly because he's the Alpha dog and partly because he knows I will howl at him. I don't care. As long as he pays attention to me. Sometimes I JUST ... CAN'T ...WAIT! Mom tells me she thinks I'm part hound. I just think that's dumb 'cause she knows I'm a pug! And Heather knows I'm a pug, 'cause my doggie mom and dad were pugs and Heather would never let a hound get into me! But I gotta get people's attention somehow! And sometimes Stuey's attention or other dogs' attention or the cats' attention! Especially Boo! I love to play with Boo! But sometimes that cat just wants to sit on the table where I can't get 'im! Grrrrrrrrr! So I bark and howl and howl and bark till he jumps off the table! See! It works! But then sometimes he just runs away to the basement and that makes me sad so I cry. :( Dad wants me to say that he just made me chew on my foot for five minutes. I don't know why he wants me to say that. I felt like chewing. I like chewing! He put it in front of me and I felt like chewing so I chewed it! Big deal! There, I said it! Well, I gotta go. Stuey and Boo! are on Dad's lap and I gotta make sure I get my space! Life's a competition! I gotta win! Talk to ya later!